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Suck My Caucus Is Now Closed

Chris Zammarelli — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 19:05:03 +0000

Suck My Caucus has closed up shop. We are now just another piece of clutter on the shoulder of the information superhighway. Thanks for reading!

Tisn’t

Chris Zammarelli — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 23:04:07 +0000

Frank McCourt has died at the age of 78.

And That’s The Way It Is

Chris Zammarelli — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 01:08:46 +0000

Walter Cronkite has died at the age of 92.

So They’ll Name The Library After The Federal Government?

Dan Filowitz — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 09:00:09 +0000

Speaking in Michigan, President Obama outlined a plan to spend $12 billion to improve community colleges. Said Republicans in response, “Community colleges? They don’t even have football teams!”

No Soy Estupida

Dan Filowitz — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 09:00:01 +0000

During the second day of her confirmation hearings, Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor did not say anything controvesial or unusual while defending some of her previous remarks. Said Senator Jeff Sessions, “I guess she really is a wise Latina.”

Always Bet On Black

Dan Filowitz — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 09:00:43 +0000

Speaking in the Rose Garden, President Obama said about health care reform, “Don’t bet against us, we are going to make this thing happen because the American people desperately need it.’’ Republican critics say this contradicts a portion of the health care reform bill which would pay to insure the poor by wagering heavily against the health care reform bill passing.

Also, The Cavs Had A Plan To Draft LeBron James First In 2003

Dan Filowitz — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 09:00:14 +0000

According to government officials, the CIA had a plan in place since 2001 to assassinate the leaders of Al Qaeda. The plan was code named “Breathtakingly Obvious.”

She Should’ve Just Written An Op/Ed Piece

Chris Zammarelli — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 12:53:12 +0000

Sonia Sotomayor’s confirmation hearings begin today. Legal experts beleive Sotomayor may even get a word in edgewise during all the political grandstanding.

Who Would Believe A Guy Who Liked Bunkers Would Want To Keep Secrets?

Dan Filowitz — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 09:00:15 +0000

According to sources, CIA director Leon Panetta told the House intelligence committee that the agency withheld information about a secret counterterroism program from Congress for eight years by direct order from Dick Cheney. Said Cheney, “Why in the world would I tell people about a secret who are just going to lose an election two years later and then be back on the streets?”

Plus He’s Done Enough To List ‘U.S. Senator’ On His Masoleum

Chris Zammarelli — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 23:32:00 +0000

Sen. Roland Burris will not seek re-election in 2010. In a statement, he said, “I got tired of people saying, ‘Well, you’re no Barack Obama.’”