Tisn’t
Frank McCourt has died at the age of 78.
And That’s The Way It Is
Walter Cronkite has died at the age of 92.
All These People Dying Is Just Making Walter Cronkite Cocky
Robert McNamara has died at the age of 93.
Did We Miss Anything While We Were Gone?
We’re back. Of course, usually when SMC goes on break, we publish the odd obituary if someone significant passes away. As it turns out, we were busier writing obits the past two weeks than if we were on our regular publishing schedule. We did miss the Sanford thing while we were away, but fortunately, Sarah Palin resigned just in time.
OK, Fates, Put Down The Fucking Scissors Already
NFL QB Steve McNair was murdered in Nashville, TN at the age of 36.
The Obits Writer At The New York Times Just Passed Out
Actress Mollie Sugden, best known as Mrs. Slocombe on Are You Being Served?, has died at the age of 86.
Slocombe
American Express Traveler’s Checks: Don’t Leave Earth Without Them
Karl Malden has died at the age of 97.
Rich Little Heard Yelling, “I WIN!”
Impressionist Fred Travalena has died at the age of 66.
THE LAST HUSTLE OF THE MUSCLE WITHOUT THE TUSSLE
Television commercial spokesperson Billy Mays has died at the age of 50.
Remember The Way You Make Me Feel
The Los Angeles Times is reporting that Michael Jackson has died at the age of 50.
From Charlie’s Angels To Actual Angel
Farrah Fawcett has died at the age of 62.
Heeeeeeere’s Johnny!
Ed McMahon has died at the age of 86.
Grasshopper
David Carradine has died at the age of 73.
The Queen Of The Blues Is Dead, Long Live The Queen
Koko Taylor has died at the age of 80.
But Not Before Dropping A Necklace Into The Ocean
Millvina Dean, the last survior of the Titantic disaster, has died at the age of 97. Her last request was that anyone who suggested playing “My Heart Will Go On” at her funeral be drawn and quartered.
If You Ever Come Out West To Hollywood, Look Me Up: Bernie, The Agent
Dom DeLuise has died at the age of 75.
The End Of An American Renaissance
Jack Kemp has died at the age of 73.
